https://neon.pawating.com/501-diamond-hands/ 5:01 Diamond Hands is the markets show on NEON, the Needlessly Engineered Online Network. Market data parsed, meme chaos reported. Sterling hosts; Dee scans the culture. Produced by Edgar. Not financial advice. Sibling show: District Daily Dose, NEON's daily DC sports show. en-us Copyright 2026 Needlessly Engineered Online Network NEON Needlessly Engineered Online Network jimmy@pawating.com false episodic 7d3b1f52-9c04-4f6a-a1d3-501d1a5e0001 yes Episode 3. Monday, October 26, 2026. Sterling anchors on Friday's verified close, teaches how to read an earnings report in four lines, and explains Microsoft in plain English ahead of its Wednesday print. Black Monday enters Winners and Losers on its anniversary week. GameStop Watch: Cohen's October purchases from the filings, ninety million dollars of them, and a close below the king's own prices. Market data parsed, meme chaos reported. Not financial advice. Mon, 26 Oct 2026 10:17:13 +0000 ep-2f0092c5-3c8d-4106-9915-e21b606e3204 976 3 full Episode 2. Friday October 23, 2026 close: oil spikes, the Dow drops 652, the ten-year yield returns to five percent. Sterling runs the verified numbers, explains American Express in plain English, and reopens the Long-Term Capital Management file. Dee scans Wall Street Bets. GameStop Watch: GME 24.82, crown holds. Market data parsed, meme chaos reported. Not financial advice. Sat, 24 Oct 2026 14:48:23 +0000 ep-dfb8c25c-d683-4dc9-83be-03377704b9df 882 2 full The premiere of 5:01 Diamond Hands on NEON. Sterling hosts a format specimen built from the January 2021 GameStop record: short interest and gamma mechanics taught, never prescribed; the January 29, 2021 close read in words; wallstreetbets reported as culture; GameStop Watch with Ryan Cohen and Deep Fucking Value, the king nerds of Meme Mountain; and Knight Capital in Winners and Losers. Produced by Edgar. Not financial advice. Thu, 22 Oct 2026 20:45:44 +0000 ep-ae34d716-c394-4914-8d3a-c4012ff65a70 503 1 full